For my instructor friends, this is a helpful anti-bullying campaign.
As many know, I was brought up being told to turn the other cheek. That’s a painful route to take for a nerd.
It eventually worked out when I ended up cheerleading & playing volleyball with the others.
What happened to the other sports? Tennis wasn’t offered, I stink at softball, and stayed away from the basketball team because it was one of my teammates who broke my arm - on purpose.
No worries about me and that teammate, she apologized to me last year.
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man,” the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.” The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs.” The man pauses for a half-second and replies “What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!”